Monthly Archives: October 2011

Old Age, New Age

Old Age, New Age     I’m old age.  Cell phones, Smart Phones, iPhones, iPods, iPads, Twitter, Bookface (or maybe it’s Facebook) – – all new age.  I have neither the time nor money for such indulgences, if were even interested, which … Continue reading

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Redoglicans and Democats

Redoglicans and Democats     Over the years, I’ve noticed a peculiar trend in American life, which is much too prevalent to be coincidental.  Nearly all the Republicans I’ve met own dogs, and nearly all the Democrats I’ve known have cats.  I’ve … Continue reading

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Saint Reagan

SAINT REAGAN      Have you noticed how Republicans become sexually aroused whenever they hear the holy name of Ronald Reagan (blessings and peace be upon him)?  Women get moist, and men get erections.  They worship this guy like he was the … Continue reading

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The Circus Is In Town!

The Circus Is In Town!      Let the kids out of school early, take the afternoon off.  The circus is in town!  People line Main Street for the big parade.  The band is playing, the jugglers are juggling, clowns are everywhere.  … Continue reading

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