Monthly Archives: March 2012

The Value of Political Theater

The Value of Political Theater     Diversity of tactics marks all resistance movements, and in the last few years America has seen several.  We can appreciate the yin and yang of the Occupy movement and the Tea Parties, yet both had … Continue reading

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My Brush With the Law

My Brush With the Law The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.  —  Shakespeare, Henry VI Pt.II     From 1991-1996 I worked as an office/mailroom clerk at the prestigious law firm of Gordon, Thomas, Honeywell, Malanca, Petersen & … Continue reading

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Special Edition

  Text of Professor Prankheimer’s Speech     I am Professor Earnest Prankheimer, BS, GPS, and OED, and I’m running for President as your only true conservative pro-life candidate.  Oh, it’s all well and good to ban abortion, and even contraception.  Why, … Continue reading

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The Power of Magical Thinking

The Power of Magical Thinking By Earnest Prankheimer     In the 1950s Norman Vincent Peale wrote a book, The Power of Positive Thinking, which became an international best seller, influencing people in all walks of life.  There’s no doubt it will … Continue reading

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